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Janna Maranas
Who is the worst professor? The asshole professor
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A person who achieves success in life due to his or her proficient ability in giving rimjobs. He or she is said to be a professor because their ability is so amazing, they could teach a class on how to give rimjobs.
Garrett: I got an A in AP Chemistry!
Brian: Shut up, RJ. The only reason you got that grade is because you teach Rimjobs 101.
Evan: Fuckin' Professor RJ. Always trying to play off his rimjob abilities.
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An authority figure, more specifically a policeman, who is a dickhead.
Professor Schwag was such an ass. He searched my car and took my beer and apples.
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Da Professor is an awesome fish at Pickering valley feed and farm, a pet store. He is known for huge ass eyes that look somewhat like glasses and make him seem intelligent (because he is!). He is scheming right now to make it out of his tank.
oh shit! da professor finally made it out of his tank!
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Dib Membrane's horrible, yet rather sexy father from the early 2000s nickelodeon cartoon 'Invader Zim'. Professor Membrane is a 12 foot (at least) tall world-famous scientist, who neglects his kids, but on the bright side he has incedibly hot robotic arms after losing his fleshy ones to sharks. He is a DILF.
"Professor Membrane is my favourite Dilf"
"Simping for Professor Mmebrane is not a healthy coping mechanism, Kyle."
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The Most badass Motherfucker on the planet YO!
Professor Killjoy fucked your mom and most likeley hates you! He also likes to hit bunnies with his car
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a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
Boxhead 2 : totally???
Boxhead 1 : totally!!!
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