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when the government waits over a year to share unwritten thoughts with other people for their use.
The intellectual property integrity gave people a chance to develop their electronic assets.
The equation that shows the moment in which a suburb changes to the "inner city"
Drive-by + Suburb = Inner city
There was a drive-by in the Fryelands last night? When did this place become such a hood? Well according to the Transitive Property of Ownership last night changed everything
If around enough Bro's, the others around the Bro's will then become themselves more Bro
If Ryan is 3/4 Bro and I'm full Bro , then by the Transitive Property of Bro, Kenny is 1/4 Bro
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This is where your wife will use something in the house and move it to a new location instead of putting it back where it is supposed to go (even though it may have been in that same spot for 10 years). This works with anything in the house, but Tools and flashlights are favorites for most wives.
My tools were in the toolbox, but due to spousal property migration, I can't find a damn thing in its place any more. "Honey, were is my freegin screwdriver?!"
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For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'
If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.
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What Ah holler when some varmint gits orn mah property with out mah po'misshun
Varmint: La la la i'm on your property
Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*
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The transitive butt property states that: the dumbness of someone's butt is equal to or greater than the dumbness of that person's head.
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