The process of putting an item into a machine used for chipping wood. Named for the ubiquitous company hired by utility companies and government agencies for handling arbor maintenance.
The MAP was too bulky to handle in a fire, so we had to use the Asplundh Protocol to make it easier to burn.
The plan set in motion when you back out a group chat by getting one other person to send porn/ nudity as a coverup for you leaving
Ethan initiate the porno protocol now!!!!