Straight Pruning

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.

Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."

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pruned

To be "entered" by an older man with a pruney penis

"Man, another prostitute just admitted to having sex with Charlie Sheen!"
Dude, she got pruned!

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Prune-Tang

Prune-tang is the 2nd to last stage for good looking women. They are over the age of 60 but still looking good and in shape. Way past cougar but not quite to Geri-tang which is an attractive women over the age of 75.

Prune-tang Geri-tang

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prune picker

A Montana slang term for someone from California. Used in a derogatory sense. Many people from California do not know that Prunes are dried plums. You pick a plum.

We saw him in the bar with his new Stetson. We knew he was a Prune Picker because we saw him get out of the Lear at the Bozeman airport.

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prune juice

Common gaming slang for 'owned you'. Originated from 'pwned j00'.

*After killing someone in runescape*
Hahahaha...I prune juice!!!!!111

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Prune Out

Verb

To lounge for an extended amount of time whilst drinking a cocktail and tubbing. Also, can be used as a replacement for “chilling out.”

Adjective
The result of tubbing, bathing, or hot tubbing too long. Also, the result of any spa related activities.

As a Verb

What are you up to tonight?

I am totally going to prune out and find something to binge.

I am going to relax and prune out with a glass of wine.

Imma prune out and Kiki with PJ.

Adjective

As a result of tubbing too long, I am totally pruned out.

Your pruned out body is really getting me going.

prune magnet

Best looking dude at the retirement home.

Izzy gets so much action, he’s a real prune magnet!