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nigga psychology

A way of interacting with other races that is commonplace among African Americans. Often involves pretending to be ignorant. Either to act in a political manner or to prevent attending a function or task the user wishes to avoid. Sometimes a user will try to get work done or bills paid using this tactic. Users of the tactic often will say ain't got or can't do I ain't got.

I use to manage a trailer park if you did not get the rent on Friday night you probably not going to ever get it. So we told them we are not like the other managers we are not going to fly around trying to find you we have shit to do we are going to collect or you are going to reject our logic. So Saturday morning when the rent was not collected from our special tenants we went to their unit and knocked on the door. 04:00 knock on that door like a swat team. BLAM BLAM BLAM Tennant "Who is it " Land lord got the rent ! Tennant"It is 4am"great you own a watch you own a calendar too because it is Saturday we were to see you Friday with the rent don't you think it is a little too late to use nigga psychology? tennant "Dam man here is the rent shit man you for real?" Yes we are for real see you next Friday right? Thank you very much enjoy your rest. Next Friday we had 99% collection rate.

by cdltpx July 19, 2013

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pop psychology

using your mind to outsmart your soda and prevent it from spraying you; also known as defensive drinking, or thinking before you drink

"If a soda seems to be all shaken up, calm it down by tapping on the top of the can a little bit." ~Pop psychology

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

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Psychological fuckening

When you're so fucked up on psychedelics that the only thing that can come out of you is 'uururrrreheheh'

Holy shit, I just experienced a psychological fuckening.

by Sexy time 420 February 5, 2020


psychological combover

Kidding oneself. Pretending something is true when it isn't.

Saying "50 is the new 30," is just a psychological combover.

by Pookyduke373737 June 12, 2017


Psychology Sessions

Psychology Sessions are one of the most insidious ways of torture, worse than burning and feeding the victim their fingers. It is not a physical torture, but one of the Mind. Where as physical torture victims may be crippled but recover, Victims of Psychology Sessions, Usually being Mentally Unstable, Become the Mentally Shattered. Once they have become the Mentally Shattered, there is no help for them.

Victim 1: "PLEASE. No More Psychology Sessions!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"

by 51-13.64 May 7, 2018


Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.

I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.

by dp.paz June 17, 2017


Occult Psychology

Occult Psychology, also referred as Esoteric Psychology, Spiritual Psychology Extraphysical Psychology and Supernatural Psychology, is an interdisciplinary area that involves occult sciences, esoteric sciences, extraphysical sciences (extraphysics) and spiritual sciences and psychology. It seeks to study the psychological part of occultism, esotericism, spiritualism and supernaturalism in form to understand the consciousness and mind behind them and the possible explanations for them considering the extraphysical and physical parts of those.

"Occult Psychology is a really crazy branch of psychology itself, even it seeks on the study of occultism and magic in logical ways considering the extraphysical part of both. It is a really nice area for the ones who like this part of psychology itself."

"Occult Psychology might be useful in the future, mainly for understand the occult sciences in a logical way and the extraphysical part of them, uniting psychology with occultism and extraphysics."

by Full Monteirism March 6, 2021