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Exactyl like a Pterodactyl;
A term used to express the "exactness" of a phrase and/or situation. Originating from a common typo of "exactly," as well as a hybrid of poor English skills, Exactyl like Pterodactyl is an excellent way to agree with someone in a light, carefree manner.
"Fat people always lie!"
"Exactyl like Pterodactyl!"
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The act of feeling like a pterodactyl
I feel a new personality coming... pterodactyl personality
Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.
Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.
Another version for 'your mom'
A: " YOUR MOM "
B: " YOUR PTERODACTYL "
A: " bro stop "
a hungry pterodactyl is a screeching pterodactyl that is always hungry. usually just a kanika.
kanika: *screeches* im so hungry
me: youre a hungry pterodactyl
When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being
Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.