Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

Puf-Puf

A small, fluffy magical baby seal, whose name, when said, comes out to be something along the lines of "Papo" because people say it very, very fast. It is also used to end very long pauses in conversations.

"Am my thread on teh TFP be teh win?"
"...no."
(long pause)
"PUFPUF!"

coco puffing

pouring milk into a toilet then dropping your coco puffs (shit) into it.

mark: “hey did you see some coco puffed the school bathroom
joe: “what no way, lemme see”

mark: “i can’t believe people are actually coco puffing”