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When you don't listen to your daddy and he doesn't appreciate it so he need to prov hes the man of the relationship so he punishes you.
Him; daddy i need a good "getting punishment"
her: okay, who's your daddy
*spank
Him: *grown YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
One who destroys pussy in their path leaving the punished begging for another round.
Holy shit, Sancho is the pussy punisher!!! He beats the hell out of it and bitches still come back for more!!!
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A purposefully self-ruinous hairstyle designed to reduce one's own attractiveness. Usually deployed by spiteful females as passive-aggressive revenge on an unaffectionate, inattentive lover or spouse.
"I ran into Reed's ol' girl at the bar the other night... That hookup must have gone south for ol' boy, 'cuz she's rocking a straight-up punishment haircut."
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spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha
I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.
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Dropping a log that carries such a stench it seeps into the lungs, brings tears to the eyes and melts the hearts of the wicked.
Kevin: So I'm at Ben's house and I have to poo out the 23 gas station hotdogs I just ate. Anyway long story short I gave him the ol' dump and punish.
Colin: Is the whole family in the hospital?
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To receive an enema as a punishment. Usually while totally naked and sometimes wearing handcuffs to increase the level of humiliation.
I need a punishment enema for starting an argument with my girlfriend.
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