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Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.

Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt Punting

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.

lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!

by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft

"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

by I r making jake laugh July 16, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


muff punt

Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.

Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.

by Raetsch September 22, 2006

63๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt punt

A kick right in the vagina.

Im going to boot you right in the fud, give you a right good cunt punt.

by Davieboyle1983 May 29, 2010

106๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby Punting

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration

I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier

by Tiny Tucker October 30, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Punt Dog

A breed of small dog typically having an annoying bark and behavior that you want to kick like a football.

Your neighbor's dog barks a lot. It's so annoying! Is it a Chihuahua? No. It's a Punt Dog.

by Daniel Websta June 9, 2014

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž