burger purse

1. A large bag filled with hamburgers, purchased at a fast food restaurant

2. A vagina

1. "Dude, you hungry? I went to Wendy's and picked up a burger purse."
2. "Dude, I went out with Wendy last night and she showed me her burger purse!"

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spam purse

vagina, ax wound, meat curtains, also beef curtains, love tunnel, hey nanny nanny, hoooodilly, she taco, cunt, spam box.

A spam purse is a classic prerequisites for playing hide the salami.

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Burnley Purse

The female version of the burnley wallet wereby the insides protrude from the said she-grimace.

AWWW mate you just gaves our daughter a bleedin burnley purse!

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purse slap

To slap someone with a purse.

Grandma was using her extra powerful purse slap on the young man who tried to steal her oatmeal.

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coin purse

Ball sack

Bill slaps his coin purse on people

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Kettle Purse

A Kettle-Purse is the KettleBell used in Crossfit.

Crossfit is a type of exercise system like p90x or zumba dance, but Crossfit has become the laughing-stock of the entire internet, in large part because they often follow a now debunked Paleo Diet. (Put "CROSSFIT FAIL" in Google to See this embarassing fitness group.)

Cross-Fit uses a variety of poor 'fitness' techniques that range from the useless to the dangerous to silly, effeminate, and totally ridiculous. One type of exercise in Crossfit involves swinging an iron weight which is shaped like a 'hanging ball' with a loop handle on it. Crossfitters call this a kettlebell from the russian, but now the whole rest of the fitness world is calling this thing a KETTLE-PURSE because it looks like crossfit guys are carrying a tiny feminine woman's Purse.

Crossfit has now made it look like men are exercising while holding a little ladies purse. " KETTLEPURSE "

- "Oh, god, not another Crossfit class." -- "How can you tell it's Crossfit?" - "Because all the guys are carrying their KettlePurses, and also because of the paleo diet body odor."

- Grok signed up for Crossfit, he thought he was exercising like a caveman, but little did he know, to the public he looked like an unfit guy swinging a little woman's kettle purse. And his paleolithic grok logo looks like a caveman who is wearing a Skirt."

- "Instead of using a barbell, crossfit men use a little weight called a KettlePurse, making them look more like a Dumbbell."

- "The KettlePurse ... like it's already-debunked paleo diet, yet another Crossfit Fitness Failure."

- Nobody builds muscle from Planking, much less butterfly pullups, or swinging around a girly kettle-purse, making Crossfit now the embarassment of the exercise world.

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grandma purse

A big purse that usually grandma's have but I have recently seen them on young ladies.

Ryann (sophmore) has a grandma purse.

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