Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.
“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”
Two individuals who find themselves in a relationship simply because there is nothing better to do, specifically in the context of the global COVID-19 pandemic.
“OMG i really like you and it’s probably because i’m really fucking bored.... do you want to be a quarantine couple? “
When you spend so long in isolation that you start getting overcome with horny thoughts and can’t help but go after sexy times with folks you never would in normal times
Aishanee come down wit dat quarantine thirst hard lately! You see those scandalous stories she posted to da gram?!
the state of feeling so bored that you create new things to do in your house like sitting on your TV and watching your couch for a few hours just to mix things up a bit
People have been isolated in their homes for so long that they're starting to act strange. Our research shows that some of them have gone insane and the rest have severe quarantine boredom.
Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.
Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!
A livestream started by Canadian rapper Tory Lanez during the 2020 Corona pandemic.
"Drop peach and milk emojis to be featured on QUARANTINE RADIO"
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That one nosy neighbor who has nothing better to do than snitching on their neighbors who sneak out to go walk their dog.
Cindy called the cops on me because I took Fido out for a walk, she’s such a Quarantine Karen.
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