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The act of competition, which consists of rubbing together two penises in the act of frot. The winner is determined by who is able to prolong orgasm longest.
Dude, I always lose when I frot race because I have no endurance.
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when a male uses his hand to jack off
He got so excited thinking about his girlfriend cheating on him with his best friend that he had to race the lizard.
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When several people put a cookie in between their butt cheeks while fully nude, (Jock straps ARE acceptable) and race down a field. The losers must eat their cookie. If it falls out, it also must be eaten.
The best technique is to squeeze the cheeks together to insure full stability. This can also be risky, because if you lose it makes your cookie taste like ass even more
cat 1:"yall foolin if you bout to eat dat cookie from yo ass cheeks!"
cat 2:i loss my cookie race tho dode so i gots to eat it! sheeet!
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Ski racing is the most badass sport in the world. It is for people that like going like a hundred miles an hour. You make turns through gates going super fast. People who ski race get mad chicks. It's sweet.
"Dude that sport ski racing is super sweet"
"That one kid that ski races must get mad chicks"
"I wish I wasn't an uncordinated douche bag so I could ski race and get mad chicks"
"Yeah"
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Horsemen Races are when owners/trainers/jockeys conspire together so they all can win money and the fans all lose money. These are usually found in the first three races at any horse racing track in the world.
DX: Say there TT..who do you like in the first race at Pigplex?
TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,
DX: Well said.
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A 5 mile race between the illussive sand dewlling panda,the Gobi-fish from the premetazoric era and finally the tree swinging otter-goat.
Let's watch the creedo-race and place money on the mink-ferret he is disguised as the gobi.
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Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.
The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.
"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."