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A pint of Guiness with a shot of Vodka.
A Real Dirty Randall has three shots of Vodka.
I'll get a round of Dirty Randall's for the table.
When a girl is super pissed with her boyfriend but is too attached to him to dump his sorry ass, she's under the Randall effect
Dan: Dude, did you hear Matt cheated on Caroline but she didn't dump him?
Paul: Yeah, she's totally under the Randall effect.
Walks like a fucking gay flamingo. He wishes he could change it.
Oh my god he walks like Luke Randall.
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Yo you see that Anthony Randall over there, he’s so gay
This deceased pilot is a legend. He sunk his plane in a lake in northern Wisconsin. More specifically, underneath a certain family's swim raft. The plane is sunk underneath 3 feet of muck and seaweed and the air continues to leak out until one day, his body will float to the top. His spirit haunts the lake, and he drags victims down to the murky bottom. If you're swimming in a lake in northern wisconsin and something grabs your foot, it's probably Bob Randal.
*swimming in the dark*
Girl: "Ha, I hope Bob Randal doesn't get you, bae. Watch out."
*there's a slash, then silence*
Girl: "Bae.....?"
Spread you ass cheeks and you asshole for 15 seconds and if someone looks directly into your asshole you have to start the timer over until the 15 second timer goes off with No one looking into it
“Did the stripper go the full month?”
“He went the The Full Randall til someone looked at him, he was standing there for a full 5 mins, we couldn’t stop looking into it.”
A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.
Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.