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A random is when a male gets an uncontrollable erection...
Often trys covering it up by playing games such as tag(It), hide and seek, egg(curl up in a ball) or army men(lay on the floor!!)
Terry:Hey sam whats that in your trousers...!?
Sam:ehhhh... LETS PLAY ARMY MEN!!!
Terry: OHH NO!! NOT A RANDOM?!?!
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An unexpected hard-on.
Dude, I was in class and I just got a random.
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An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.
The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.
In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."
See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.
LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness
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A term used to define a new person. The new term for noob, generally used by online gamers and in gaming forums. On D2jsp.com, a random is a person thats new and only +1's topics for posts. This also can define users that are not liked by other more popular users, TheElite, JUVAHOLICS woof woof , and Spdwar can be randoms on Pvp east.
Lajo is such a random for locking all those threads
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</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.
leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....
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The act of being naked; most commonly associated with sleeping in the nude. (Adjective)
Cindy enjoys sleeping random on occasion.
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randomize – to make random sentences of randomly random randomness upon the random subject that randomly is, most randomly likely, also random.........random
”he randomized the randometer with random randomness concerning its randominity randomizing abilities of random randomness”
”the randometer was randomly randomized by the randomly random randomaster of random randominity of which the randomly random randometer randomly randomizes randomly”
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