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A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)
Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face
This is the name of a boy who lived in Indian Occupied Kashmir...
Aabid Rather lived in Indian Occupied Kashmir (IOK)...
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.
Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.
How your Amazon echo will respond if you insult it, swear at it or ask opinions on politics.
Me: Echo, do you think Donald Trump is an idiot?
Echo: I'd rather not answer that
Me:Echo, you're a cheesehead
Echo: I'd rather not answer that.
Me: Echo, fuck off you fucking bastard bitch.
Echo: I'd rather not answer that.
Down south way of saying “fuck that”
Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!
Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.
Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.