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Greg's Razor

One can never achieve 100% beer efficiency. Some beers out of a 24 will always be lost to friends, frozen in the freezer, spilled, etc.

Why can Nolan never drink all of his beers? answer: Greg's Razor

by saun0087 May 23, 2015


Ockerman’s razor

1: The most confusing and complicated solution possible.

2: Meant to confuse or distract someone from the original problem.

3: Means to obfuscate or hide the true reason.

I can’t understand what’s going on here, must be Ockerman’s razor.

by losrocket April 12, 2019


razor crease

a sharp crease down the front of your pants mostly asociated w/ Dickie work pants. shows that pants are fresh(see definition of fresh)

yo pants aint fresh unless ya got that razor crease!

Used in the south to show off Dickies

by Josh Paladino March 3, 2007


razor clam

a tube shaped clam

i put salt on sand then a tube thing came up that was a razor clam

by pookiesgramma June 29, 2017


butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.

Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!

by Razor Butthole August 19, 2008


Razor tight

Extremely close. A mixed metaphor (of "razor-thin" and simply "tight") commonly heard from television news reporters during election season, referring to the closeness of a race between candidates.

News anchor: "As you can see here, John, the presidential race is holding at 47 percent for each candidate. It's a razor tight margin."

by rk96 November 7, 2012

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razor shit

A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers!

Dude, I had such bad razor shit that when I wiped- it was 40% shit and 60% blood.

by ozzoloc November 30, 2003

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