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The worst team in the NHL. The think they're so good with their Presidents Trophy, well they can shove it up their ass. They think they're so gret but they suck ass.
The Detroit Red Wings is so shitty the make the leafs look good.
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Cocky, arrogant hockey team full of a bunch of sons of bitches who love themselves.
I fucking hate the Detroit Red Wings.
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The worst team in NHL history. The youngest person on the team is the coach. Often called on as a person's favorite team due to them doing well. Also known as a bandwagoner.
Anyone who likes this team should go kill themselves
Joe: Who do you want to win the Stanley Cup? I want Pittsburgh to win.
Tyler: I want the Detroit Red Wings to win. Marian Hossa is my hero.
Joe. I thought Boston was your favorite team?
Tyler: Just because I like Boston doesn't mean they're my favorite team. Detroit is the best team in the NHL.
(Prior to this Tyler said "Mark my words Boston will win the stanley cup)
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One of the oldest teams in the NHL, they are widely considered one of the best teams in the NHL today, and that is is mostly true. However, now, they are mostly just a bunch of old guys (Chelios, take a hint you old useless douche) and need to stop getting their asses kicked by Colorado.
Detroit Red Wings Fan: Detroit is Hockeytown!
Other person: No you idiot, that's just what they say in Detroit because it makes them feel like it's THEIR game, which it isn't. Winnipeg is hockey town. Seriously, give Winnipeg a team again. We deserve one.
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Licking the period blood off of your dog's vagina, preferably in a public setting with lots of people around
Greg's dog Sophie wouldn't stop being a bitch, so he was forced to perform a bitching red wing
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eating a cunt out after it's been fucked and is full of spunk,
either your own, or other blokes jism
I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings. I chewed out me girlfriends snatch after we'd just had a fuck. It was terrific fun, and then me twin brother licked her out as well
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A swear word/phrase in the eyes and thoughts of many hockey fans and is banned in many homes across the world. This word/phrase is just as bad as the word Fuck.
What the Detroit Red Wings are you doing is the same as What the Fuck are you doing?
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