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friending regret

That feeling you get after you add a new friend on Facebook and then realize he/she is not someone you really want to be Facebook friends with.

Dude, this girl from work sent me a friend request on Facebook so I added her, but now I'm totally havingfriending regret.

Confirming those pending friend requests totally gave me friending regret.

by LR_Sara January 30, 2010


womb regret

Noun. The opposite of claustrophobia, one who likes to be in small spaces and stays in his room all the time. This person likes warm, comforting, familar spaces and wishes that he had stayed in the womb.

Closetwish is a very similar adjective.

Womb regret. How crap is that!

by Smocko November 2, 2004

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Roulette Regret

The feeling one has after doing something embarrassing or regretful on ChatRoulette.

Greg had a serve case of roulette regret after dancing naked on ChatRoulette the night before.

by IwishIdidntdothatonwebcam April 5, 2010

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anal regrets

when you hold in a fart for an extended period of time until it can be held in no more and when you finally let it go you gag at the stench.

wilfred: i just had a 4 hour meal with my girlfriend and her parents, major anal regrets when i got in my car

by flangeface March 11, 2011

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Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.

Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.

by cfghh August 1, 2012

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pizza regret

The feeling after spending a lot of money on a lot of takeout food and realising afterwards that it wasn't a good idea.

The 'buy one pizza get one free' offer looked so tempting on the takeout website, but now it's two days later and I'm still eating the leftovers so I'm suffering from total pizza regret.

by MTurtle July 1, 2013

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Vaccine Regret

Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.

Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret

by YAWA August 11, 2021

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