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This is a response to the dilemma of having to choose between Bud Light or Blight, and Bud Light Platinum or Plight. Like the fight-or-flight response, the blight-or-plight response is a physiologic reaction to a perceived harmful event, attack, or threat to survival. After the initial shock due to a systematic increase in adrenaline, the response results in disgust and rejection of either beer option.
When I first walked into the liquor store I had a wicked blight-or-plight response until I realized the microbrews were hidden all the way in the back.
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A really mean but sometimes necessary responce
Reaper: I don't copy anyone.
Rave: BROSKI YES YOU DO.
Reaper: dude no I don't.
Duff nutz: HORSE SHIT.
Rave: haha Duff nutz response.
After some time of thinking we found out that he does have tendencys to copy peaple
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When something bad happened you just stood there staring in space blankly and can't digest the news. Few hours after that the news hit you. It suddenly feels real and you just burst into tears like an insane maniac. It is like a pending reaction.
Doctor coming out of operation theatre.
"Im sorry Mrs. Smith, your husband didn't make it through surgery"
Mrs. Smith collapse and just sit on the chair for hours.
Later after that she bursted into tears and scream like mad. She just can't believe the news is real. That's a painful delayed response.
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noun
an online educational course in which at least half the students post homework late or not at all.
Our professor sarcastically commended our class for our non-responsive seminar participation.
Personal Awareness and Responsibility involves understanding the connections between personal and social behaviour and well-being; it encourages people to make constructive and ethical decisions and act on them.
People who are personally aware and responsible demonstrate self-respect, persevere in difficult situations, and exercise responsibility. They understand that there are consequences for their decisions and actions. A personally aware and responsible individual takes steps to ensure their well-being, sets goals and monitors progress, regulates emotions and manages stress, and recognizes and advocates for their own rights.
Person 1:I can identify my strengths and limits, find internal motivation, and act on opportunities for self-growth. I take responsibility for making ethical decisions. I am aware of my personal journey and reflect on my experiences as a way of enhancing my well-being and dealing with challenges.
Person 2:so.. your Personal Awareness & Responsibility?
Person 1:yep.
Jazzy Response Time.
When someone takes ten fucking eons to respond to a simple message in a roleplay. This time is usually measured by Jazzy minutes, where one Jazzy minute equals two hours.
Person 1: “Why the fuck are they taking so long, dude? It’s been four hours and they haven’t responded yet.”
Person 2: “Gotta be that Jazzy Response Time.”
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When that special someone in your clique asks a dumb question they already know the answer too, yet waits on your response before making themselves look like a complete retard.
Person 1: I don't know who started the Sunday football chat.
Person 2: You Did
Person 1: Oh yeah, me and my dad started Sunday football. (Insert Smiley Face Emoji)
Person 2: Yeah Well Fucking Done!!! (Insert Clapping Hands and Angry Face Emoji)
What a McGurk Response (Face in Hands Emoji)