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A pair of tattoos running down the back of a girl's calves. The tattoos in question are usually either a bow with a pair of ribbons going down the back of each calf, or a heart with a single line extending down the back each calf, but there are many other variations. Emo/alternative/goth girls are common to be found with these tattoos.
Guy 1: "Yo, I heard that guy's girlfriend has calf ribbons!"
Guy 2: "Wow, is she an emo?"
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ribbons of creme otherwise known as jizz or titty juice. most likely used when ejaculation is cream ribbonish. you know.
(dude 1)Hey dude, I shot this awesome cream ribbon last night all over this bitch's face.
(dude 2) awww man that's a fat load!
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It's that week where schools try to promote not doing drugs and not bullying, however, it appears no one listens.
Teachers: Y'all ready for Red Ribbon Week?
Almost every student: WHO CARES?!
International white ribbon day is on the 25th of November. It is a feminist campaign that aims to end violence against women. In this campaign, people tie a white ribbon on their wrists to show their support.
“Tomorrow is white ribbon day!! Let’s tie white ribbons on our wrists to show that we will never remain silent about the violence against women these days!”
A gay man who had sex with a woman before he came out.
Tad is a blue ribbon gay: he found out he liked men after screwing Penelope. Poor girl...
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1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.
Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).
Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"
2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):
-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com
Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."
Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):
Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
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an appointed and impartial advisory group whose members serve with distinction.
"Mr. Mateo and Ms. Sadhwani both called for a blue-ribbon commission to study the issue." (New York Considers One-Year Driving Permits for Immigrants New York Times Sept. 26, 2004.)
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