Pershing Rifles

Then National Honor Society of Pershing Rifles. a nationally recognized fraternity, "these are brothers and sisters I'll NEVER forget as long as I live"

What could be the hardest thing or easiest thing you have ever done depending on where you are. If your part of a tactical unit then you know what im talking about (D-12), otherwise its much easier.

Hard: Company D-12 or Pershing Rifles marched the 26.2 miles of the Boston Marathon if full BDU's and boots, 45lb rucksacks and water on a hot day... Raising $2,000 for the Livestrong Cancer Foundation. that dedication to duty and country, with some bold and true heart.
easiset: carrying a flag or rifle one mile in a parade.
creapy: using paddles to hit eachother during pledge term.
sorry brothers and sisters but some things are true,
hows the cow?

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Plasma rifle

A really cool weapon. It appears in many video games, especially in FPS games.

My plasma rifle is out of ammo. Dammit.

John got his plasma rifle and blew up the wall.

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The Rifle Tower

America's answer to France's Eiffel Tower, our national phallus. Unlike the Eiffel, this monument to cultural pride is fluid in its location, arising in Newtown, El Paso, Parkland, Orlando, Las Vegas and who-knows-where next, making it easy for foreign tourists to get a taste of our country's zest for a liberty that shall not be infringed.

Jacques, he send me une Carte Postale from Etats Unis, photo only of guy in a cap rouge, Making America Great, holding straight up, his erection shape like AR-15, The Rifle Tower. From cold dead fingers we will take it? Non merci. Mon Dieu.

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soy rifle

a gun that shoots soy.

I thought I was dead until I found out it was a soy rifle.

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Snot Rifle

Penis

I pulled down my pants and the townsfolk marveled at my Snot Rifle.

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rifle trifle

While a woman is getting pounded the man would shout "there's a sniper get down!" He would then throw the girl across the room and proceed to ejaculate multiple times over the girls unconscious body

Man: i just gave a girl a good'ol rifle trifle

I am so sorry

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Assault Rifle

A assault rifle- type of weapon for assaulting people.
Nowadays kids wants insult rifle to insult each other.

Have you heard the Assault rifle 101, that thing assaulted 69 people! 42 got their ass broken.
Hey guess what? I got a new insult rifle and watch this, your gay.

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