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when catching your partner asleep and masturbating on them
dude i got my woman back last night when she she wouldn't give me any so i caught her asleep and gave her a rocky mountain dew drop
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Sex postition - Engage in normal missionary until male is close to orgasm. Quickly stand over females chest and take a dump right below her breasts. Then proceed to ejaculate over entire excrement, the end result should resemble the frosty tops of the Rocky Mountain range.
Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."
Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"
Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."
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A stale piece of shit hanging from a stinky black girls ass.
I was about to bang her in the ass when out of nowhere I saw a rocky mountain chocolate starfish poking out.
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The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.
Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.
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A colloquial term used in reference to the popular sports / soft drink "Mountain Dew".
While hung over in the rocky mountains after a blinder night you may find a need to "get on the goat piss" in retrospect of the previous nights heavy drinking session.
In drinking such green coloured salty flavoured beverages some may comment : "Hard night eh?..On the goat piss I see" in reference to the consumption of the Rocky Mountain Goat Piss.
One would acknowledge this comment with a nod and knowing smile.
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A person of which has a large amount of large, mountanous acne not allowing exsposure of flat skin anywhere on the facial area.
Hey, that person is a Rocky Mountain Fuji Face.
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A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.
Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!