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The coolest guy ever
Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?
Ron McGovney was the original bassist for the band Metallica. He met James Hetfield in highschool and the two became friends. He never recorded on a Metallica alblum or wrote any music or lyrics. Dave Mustaine and Hetfield said that he didn't contribute much to the band musically and that he just followed. Ron felt that the other members of the band treated him as more of an unofficial manager rather than a member of the band and was growing tired of being responsible for their drunken antics. Finally in the winter of 1982 he left Metallica, he had played with them for 10 months. Cliff Burton replaced him as bassist in 1983. He attended Metallica's introduction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2009. James Hetfield invited Ron along with former Metallica members Jason Newsted and Dave Mustaine to the Introduction. He resides in North Carolina along with his wife and children.
Ron McGovney was the first bass player for Metallica.
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The stage name of the up and coming Miami-based trans entertainer who deftly skewers the quirky and deranged Governor of Florida.
The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.
Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.
Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.
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character from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is Harry's best friend, a brilliant chess player, loyal, friendly, awkward. He is tall and gangly with red hair and freckles and a rather large nose. He comes from a large family with five bothers and one sister - Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, and Ginny. His family is considered to be poor by Pure-blood Wizarding standards.
Ron is the one that Harry would miss the most (as stated during the Second Task in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) and, according to Dobby, is Harry's Wheezy.
He is passionate and has a quick temper and a massive sweet tooth. His brilliance often goes unnoticed due to the time spent with his other best friend, Hermione Granger - the cleverest witch of her age.
Ron Weasley is Harry's second.
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Taking a shit while fully naked, preferably in a public bathroom with no stall doors
Always take a Ron Howard before you shower and NOT after...
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a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat
Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!
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