ruv roo

love you in puppy talk

Sparky: You look beautiful today
Valerie: Aw you're so sweet i love you...
Sparky: i ruv roo too!
(kisses her)

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hoo roo

A not-so-common Australian farewell.

See you Monday, alright hoo roo.

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switch a roo

Switching two words or objects of location

approval of seal

Bob stole a diamond and replaced it with a fake one, he pulled the old switch a roo

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roo bar

In Australia, a frame fitted to the front of a vehicle to prevent damage in a collision with a large animal, such as a kangaroo.

Driving at night in the Outback is dangerous, as even a vehicle with a roo bar can be seriously damaged by a smash with a big kangaroo.

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Thot-a-Roo

The act of a girl exposing herself as a thot to another person.

A: Hey, dude..
B: What?
A: You know Jessica, right?
B: Yeah sure, what about her?
A: I think she pulled a Thot-a-Roo on me

Thot-a-Roo

It's when a nice girl exposes herself as an thot in front of another person.

"Hey dude, You know Jessica?"
"Yeah, dude. What about her?"
"Well she pulled an Thot-a-Roo on me"
"feels sad man"

salty roo

An Australian bloke who gets pissy when his commander is taken in a rally.

NAP Police, quit being such a salty Roo! It's not my fault you rallied me and lost. See salty bitch