Give your roommate the rocket

1) To have gay anal sex with another person
2) (Typically used as the question "Did you give your roommate the rocket?") Taken literally as a question whether or not one has passed on the gift of a model rocket to their roommate

1) Person A: "What are you doing after dinner?"

Person B: "I'm going to give my roommate the rocket!"
2) "Hey Sanjay! Did you give your roommate the rocket? I know he loves aeronautical models."

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bunking up with the roommate

having sex with a tampon in place

My husband was bunking up with the roommate last night.

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fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

her name might be amber, or ashley. but like basically they eat all your food and don't offer you any, call themselves fat when you weigh thirty more pounds than them, and cuss at you to get out of the room because you were too noisy at one in the morning when really, it's eleven and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HIGH, DRUNK, AND GROSS YOU DUMB STUPID FUCK WHORE. yeah. need i go any further?

i.e. also known as a whoremate

whoremate: OMG, i have no food so i will eat all of yours and not give YOU any when YOU are hungry. i will also take all your printer ink AND paper and not pay for it. i will also die in the pits of hell when murder becomes legalized.

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

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father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

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Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

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Roommate Hole

Finding your things have gone missing and you can only deduce your roommate must have taken it.

Student 1: Man. My beercase had gone missing from the fridge. It must've fallen to the Roommate Hole. Man, my roommate is an asshole.
Student 2: Don't worry mate, I get you a pint from the pub.
Student 1: Thanks mate, you're the best.

Roommating

When cohabitation turns to romance, and roommates hook up/fall in love.

I'm in a roommating situation with my new flat mate. Think I'm falling for her.