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Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)
-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.
-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.
2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
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When one goes on a spree of video viewing on Rooster Teeth's YouTube channel.
Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"
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unnaturally disproportionate labia minora (pussy lips), that resembles the flappy tissue adorning a rooster's head.
I couldn't beleive the size of this girl's Rooster Head.
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An obnoxious person. A cock-sucker.
John was mean to me, but he might've gotten offended if I called him a cock-sucker, so I called him a rooster inhaler.
1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.
2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.
1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster
2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.
Did you hear about Merl Cook? I heard he came out as a rooster thief!
A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.
Command: "Whats the situation down there?"
Soldier: "It's a Total Rooster Fuck! WERE SURROUNDED!!!"