Root

The aetheist equivalent of prayer. Aetheists don't believe in prayer, so they root for things instead.

I'm rooting for your soul.

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root

its when you have admin Privileges on a remote pc.

hey dude, thaks for this fast root!

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rooted

So fucked you cbf doing anything

im fucking rooted after today

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Root Pooty

A man who sharts on YouTube for profit

Guy 1: Do you know Root Pooty?

Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he the guy who farts?

levi roots

his real name is keith. responsible for selling a shallow and pedantic bottle of his own "special sauce", also famously lip synched to the tune "reggae reggae sauce" originally sang by wham.

my my kevin. levi roots sure knows how to get children used to racial stereotypes

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Shoot the Root

An alcoholic beverage created by Shannon's on 2nd in Belmont Shore (Long Beach, CA) consisting of: a shot glass of root beer schnapps placed inside a tumbler glass that is topped off with Coors Light. Pound and enjoy.

What should we drink? Beer... shots...?
No man, let's do both. Let's shoot the root!

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root booger

a long, thin booger that maintains a stalk-likeattachment to your nasal cavity which gets stretched when pulling out, leading to a pleasant 'tugging' sensation on the nasal mucosa.

Yesterday while pulling out an inch-long root booger I nearly fainted with pleasure as it popped onto my finger.