A dog who is paralyzed and is stuck to a bench
My friends dog is rufus
Classic gay bender with a small cheesy chode for a dick.
Classically watches gay porn for time past
When you first meet a Rufus, he's awfully quiet and held back. But once you get to know a Rufus, you'll wonder where that shy guy disappeared. Rufus is a sweetheart deep inside but he can come off quite strong, roasting people left and right. Rufus always sticks up for his friends when it really matters but in between he shits on them, when it doesn't really matter. He's loyal like a dog. Rufus is usually plays weird sports like curling or some shit. He's often strong and built like a Chad. He's got a hell of a temperament and if you cross him he will act like a fucking child. A Rufus can hold a grudge and he isn't satisfied until he gets his revenge. He's got an overload of confidence in some things. Rufus is the kind of guy that would challange a god.
"That Rufus sure is a grump"
"Yeah but a loyal one"
Rufus means a person who is a legend and get bare yat
Rahhhhh I wish I was like Rufus
A intelligent lacking being who also tends to by hyper. Typically can be found being a fiend and lacking money.
Rufus:who drank all my crown royal