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1. Me
2. Part of the biggest crime family in the world
3. Poor people that have a few expensive things
4. Hottest girls ever , then poland , and then latin and spanish
5. Born muscularguys Never have to wight lift
6. giant u kno wutsthis website aint XXX so i not guna say it
7. Who everyone is jeaouls of cuz we have anything you could ever want-from back upmafia to back upnuks to back upvodka that dint rele make sense but its okay im russian
The Few The Proud The Russians
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1) pretty platinum blonde girls wearing bright lipstick and too dark lipliner
2) pretty boy guys with spiked up hair
3) love wearing brands like A/X, Diesel and Juicy Couture
4) love to go out party, drink, dance, hookup and showoff
5) Me
Person 1: "Yo I saw these mad hot girls walking in a big group wearing low jeans with their thong showing and a belly shirt"
Person 2: "They were probably Russian"
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sneakist motherfuckers on the planet!!! loves the AK and vodka. mostly a spy thats a spy for a spy that spys on othr spys but is really working for the other spy while spying ont the other spy.
guy 1:dude... that russian is working for me.
guy 2:No hes not... he works for me.
guy 3: HAHA! little do they know hes working for me! (i pay him with vodka)
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Man: Honey, Look at those Russians!
Woman: Just keep walking harold. Don't go near them.
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the guy who just kicked your ass.
dude, he's the russian!
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The Russian President is the person in charge of Russia. The current Russian President is Vladimir Putin, but not for long. In 2020 the Russian will Vote Kokichi Ouma as their new leader
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Russian President?
Person 2: You mean Kokichi Ouma?
Person 1: Yeah! He's a way better President than Vladimir Putin was
Person 2: Yes he is
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... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.
If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.
Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.
A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.
Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.
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