random rye

The best thing to comment on an old blog post, especially for someone that you used to know and have lost contact with. Great conversation starter or practical joke. It's randomness and phrasing could be found cringy by some and funny by others, making the rye even more random.

I decided to random rye jeff's old family blog and it was hilarious

five on rye

a knuckle sandwich, a punch

Used famously by Bill Murray.

"That drives me nuts. I want to give them a five on rye when I hear that"

Bri on Rye

When someone or something has the capability of becoming a delicious buttery spread.

Wife: Hey, what kind of butter should we get for breakfast tomorrow?
Husband: Let's get some Bri on Rye! I heard that that stuff is delicious!

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Rye San

A wanna be asian whom submits to older white women. aka boy toy

Look at those Onions!

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rye-a-rhea

Rye-a-rhea is what happens after a night of drinking large quantities of rye whiskey, when burning feces pisses out of your ass-hole. Otherwise known as the hershey-squirts.

Jay: "Wow man, you were in the bathroom for a really long time! Are you okay?"

Billy: "I went totally overboard with the rye last night, I have the worst case of rye-a-rhea ever. My cornhole is burning like wild-fire!!!"

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Rye, NH

A very small and wealthy town in New Hampshire located right on the coast, close to Portsmouth and New Castle. Only about 5,000 people live there and about 1,000 only live there during the summer. All the kids (and even some adults) have wardrobes full of Abercrombie, American Eagle, Polo etc. Although it's a rich community, the town spends nothing on their schools. It's also a basically all-white community.

Only in Rye will you find a 10 year old with his own credit card, decked out in Polo.

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Rye, NH

A nice town that is full of rich fucks (Only in the summer because a lot of famous people have houses there.) The kids there think they're so gangsta and crap like that. They don't have a high school so they go to Portsmouth High School which would be an awesome school if rye didn't go there. They think everything they do is right and they talk about how rich they are when no one gives a flying fuck and they really can't even afford a house payment then end up living in the gosling ghettos or wamaset. So pretty much all I am trying to say is the place sucks.

Rye, NH
Kid from Rye: Let's go to rye beach

Portsmouth Kid: Nah, Hampton is better.

Rye Kid: Fuck you

(This is how they act like, Major Douchebags)

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