Something that doesn't really exist, that can only be sold to the really stupid or gullible.
Obama's health care program is shadow polish.
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Used by a horror reaction channel by the name of Caspersight, shadow bastard is a vulgar description of shadow people; black entities that appear as shadows.
Look at you, you shadow bastard!!!
When a n00b on Call of Duty or other online game camps in such a way/in a place that they are hidden in the shadows; an easy way of getting kills.
Guy 1: Hey I'm having fun playing call of Duty Black Ops!
*gets shadow killed*
Guy 1: Goddamn shadow camping cunt!
Guy 1's friend: haha you got shadow camped bitch.
n00b: I like dick and I'm not female.
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When someone has brisket in their teeth and the onlookers are in denial.
Heather: He has brisket in his teeth.
Amber: No, it's just a shadow.
Heather: Well, he just got that shadow with his tongue and ate it.
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When you are having sex with a girl and form the sign and yell "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU" and your friend pops up naked from the closet and you both have sex with the girl.
"I used shadow clone jutsu with Rachael last night, mike and i really did her good"
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A term used by dubbers of Yu-Gi-Oh! to substitute something violent that will happen to a duelist if they lose a duel like getting their feet chopped off.
If I lose this duel, the glass below me will explode and I will fall into the Shadow Realm.
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A female individual who constantly follows a male she is interested in having sex with. The intended male may sleep with said "whore shadow," but does not have any feelings towards her past the physical act of intercourse. The stalked male often doesn't know that he is being shadowed until turning around quickly and bumping into his predator.
David was thirsty from dancing in the club, so he decided to grab a drink at the bar. When he turned around after getting his drinks, he ran into his whore shadow, Lindsay - whom he had just ditched at another club.
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