Shrek

Shrek is a creature that stars in the movie Shrek.He lives in the forest with Bigfoot eating onions, some hope to one day catch him and then have shrek grant them one magical wish. Some also call him by the holy ogrelord and savior of onions

Becky:holy crap! I think I just saw Shrek
Andrew:No way,where?!
Becky:He flew away into the sky

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Shrek

Perhaps the greatest anime ever created. Second only to Corey in the House.

Dude, Shrek is the greatest anime ever!

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shrek

Someone who is so fucking ugly, they can only be looked at in the dark.

Holy shit, it's daylight and Shrek is heading this way, run for your fucking lives.

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Shrek

Shrek is a god like figure in which we must sacrifice our dignity and will to serve him. If you do not follow these steps his loyal subject donkey will kill you and serve you to shrek

Someone: God is the highest power
Everyone else: No shrek

Shrek

A unit of time equal to an hour and thirty minutes.

Example 1:
I'm going to take a nap for about a shrek

Example 2:
Person 1: How long's the movie
Person 2: About a shrek
Person 1: Are we just watching shrek again
Person 2: ...Maybe...

Shrek

the god himself

shrek is not drek, for he is the ogrelord

Shrek

A living legend aka GOD

He said to me "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" And I totally agree with him.