smd

Smd is the acronym for "shake my dick." This term is used in response to people on the internet when they say attempt to sound profound when disagreeing with you but have have nothing to say besides"smh" which is the acronym for "shake my head." This term was coined after being fed up with prepubescent kids online thinking they're the shit.

Little kid - "smh I'm too cool for that"

Robert - "smd you're not fucking cool. Go to school and learn something. THAT'S fucking cool."

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SMD Mode

SMD Mode

Stands for "Suck my dick" mode.

This is the male's equivalent of a period. Basically when you get so pissed off that all you want to say for the next few hours is "Suck my dick."

This state can also be triggered when a man's girlfriend refuses to give him a blowjob.

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Jim: "Lol, you mad Bob? I just smoked you for the tenth time in air hockey."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Oh damn, somebody is rustled."

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Jim: "Lol yeah, Okay. Hey Bob, can you pass me my hat?"

Bob: "Suck my dick."

Alex: "There's no use in talking to him anymore, Jim. He's entered SMD Mode."

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Girlfriend: "Dammit, for the last time, I am NOT giving you a blowjob."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "Oh god, he entered SMD Mode again..."

Horny Boyfriend: "Suck my dick."

Girlfriend: "I'm leaving."

SMD

Share My Dope

im gonna SMD with Bobby

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smd ho

A way of telling a ho to suck your dick without seeming rude, online, in either a sarcastic or suggestive tone.

Sally: OMG COME VISIT ME AT WORK TOMORROW
Jayden: smd ho
Sally: ?

Tom: smd ho
Ho: Don't blow in my mouth.

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SMD WHORE

The best and only quick reply to give to any person, regardless of gender, who is pissing you off IRL.

Girl1: omg you're only 6 foot 1? automatic 3/10 i only want guys 6 foot 5 and above
Girl2: yass slay bitch
MC: SMD Whore! *to girl one*, you look like a flat tire, and *to girl two* you! you look like a land whale that smells like one that exploded!

SMD O'clock

The time of day, month, or year when a bro needs a blow job
Derived from the latin abbreviation S.M.D= Suck Me Dickitus which translates into Suck my dick in modern day english.

Male: Yo honey, let me take those pants off
Female: Not now, Carlos, it's my time of the month
Male: Time of the month? Girl its SMD O'clock!

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SMD

Abbreviation for "Sign My Demo"

Fan: Dude I love your band! SMD?

Lead Singer: Of course dude, anytime! It's what I do.

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