When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.
A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.
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An urban legend well-known througout the northeast of a young boy named Chris Roberts whose genitals have evolved into a fungal mess, the shape of a shower head. Can be used as a public storage device for absolutely any object or entity on the planet.
Sein - Hey, have you seen my textbook?
Tomoi - Umm, not sure.
Roin - I know - it's inside sob's dome.
Shoad - O rly?
Dein - Feck yeah.
Spudzmal - Imba.
Stoir - Rhymes with soir?
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Crying while masturbating.
Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.
"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."
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sob x rbe is a rap group located in vallejo in the crest where shit heβs funky nigga.
S-strictly
O-only
B-brothers
X
R-real
B-boi
E-entertainment
there r 4 rappers in da group Lul g, daboii, yhung t.o, and slimmy b
aye thatβs lul g from sob x rbe
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Sex accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional Maroon 5 music playing in the background
Me and Fatihma had the wildest throb n' sob to celebrate my vasectomy last week
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Go Fuck Yourself U Son Of a Bitch
GFY U SOB!!!!! U piss me off
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When a bitch gives you domers and you break up with the slut before she finishes and she starts crying, but because she is a slut she finishes.
Dude i broke up with Jenna last night but i still got some sob on my knob
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