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Star Wars, soething I think is for nerds. An epic adventure through Space? Briliant, or f****ed up?
"I think star wars is dumb sally", I said
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A stupid science fiction franchise. Most of the stuff in it is pretty lame, particularly the technology. The stormtrooper blaster from the orginal films were simply Sterling L7A1 submachineguns that had a bunch of shit strapped onto them, although you can still tell it was a Sterling if you saw the Sterling first. And Han Solo's blaster pistol is a Mauser Military pistol w/ a bunch of shit strapped onto it. The jedi are pretty lame too. at least the sith can shoot streams of lightning from their hands.
List of people who can kill jedi's pretty quickly:
Kazuo Kiriyama from Battle Royale
Max Payne
The guy you play as in Red Faction
Pretty much any person with a gun that shoots bullets instead of beams
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The second greatest science fiction series of all time next to Space Cadets.
Jedi Bites is the greatest Star Wars site ever!
See Also: JediBites, Space Cadets
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1. People who enjoy watching a movie/show, reading a comic/book, or playing a video game that is part of the Star Wars franchise.
2. A group of toxic people who are always arguing over many Star Wars topics, such as the prequels, Jar-Jar Binks, The Last Jedi and Ben Swolo.
Person 1: I have a bad feeling about this.
Person 2: Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship.
Person 2: Ah, you must be Star Wars fans.
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someone addicted to Star Wars. They know every movie, comic, character, ship, event, and creature that was in the series.
Man, Bren sure is a star wars junkie!
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One of the best raps ever. Makes even gangstas like me like Star Wars.
this is the star wars rap.
It's not the east or the west side
no it's not!
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not!
it's the dark side
you are correct.
what is thy bidding my master?
it's a disaster! skywalker we're after
but if we can turn him to the dark side...
yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi!
he will join us or die.
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
we got death star(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)
and you know that we got it(death star)...
"Luke, get your ass over here and quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder? where those two droids i asked you to clean? did you clean your room?"
Uncle owen, i know i'm on probation
i cleaned the droids can i go to the toshi station?
i got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf herder
Luke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
LUke, use the force and run
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah
I'm Yoda, i'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then i'll fold ya
I thought I told ya
Dont be unwise judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes
Watch the x-wing rise!
Yoda, why you bein a playa hater?
You know that i still must confront lord vader
but Luke, not ready are you
But theres a city in the clouds where theyre keepin my crew
a jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do
so vader, i'm comin for you
"yeah, thats right r2. i just set a new course. we're goin to cloud city. *sip* aaah... thats a mighty good gin n tonic R2. why dont you mix me another?"
Impressive, now release your anger
You mustve sensed that your friends are in danger
Ohhh, whyd you slice off my hand??
It's imperative that you understand
Obi-wan would never bother
To tell the truth about your father
He told me enough! he told me you killed him
Then there's something i must reveal then.
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
i'm your father, i'm your father
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
knock him out the box luke, knock him out
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An adolecent overweight canadian kid who one day grabbed a golf-ball retriever and utilized his schoosl camera to record himmself fighting an imaginary lightsaber battle in which he stumbles repeatedly (due to an obvious lack of coordination)and created his own sound effects. He accidently left the video and some friends of his found it and ( supposedly using kazaa) uploaded to the web for millions to see. Soon after being seen on the web several other versions were made with digitally added graphics and sound. Among these are "Star Wars Kid: Reloaded" ( Matrix Reloaded trailer parody" and an a version in which the boy is given Star Wars sound effects and the golf ball retriever is made into a double bladed light saber.
After while the kid found out and was supposedly so afflicted by the mockery (imagine the shit he got at school) that he had to be admited to some ward or hospital and his mother attempted to sue ( who I am not sure, probably the friends) Some people who enjoy the video have actauly got some money together and are sending it to him, they bought him an IPOD. As for the Episode 3 thing, I havent been able to confirm that rumor... we will see soon enough any ways.
"Who the hell is that ?"
"That's the Star Wars Kid"
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