STD

STD-Severe Testicular Distress. Usually occurs when humidity and temperature are very high.

Zack: "Damn, all this hot weather is making my balls sticky and uncomfortable."
Jesse: "Sounds like you have a case of STD."

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STD

STD(struggles to go down on)

the name given to someone who struggles to go down on things.

Emily Mahony: i cant go down on these things (while going down a welsh mountain)

Man: hey mate how was that prostitute last night?
Mate: she was a right STD, couldnt go down on me properly with her wide vagina.

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STD

Surf Till Dark. When the waves are that good or the weather is that good or there is just nothing better to do, why not surf till dark. Sometimes what started as a SAW turns into a STD.

Me: McD, gettin a SAW in today?

McD: Yeah, probably a STD.

Both: Chad, you're still a ding-dong.

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Std.

Short for 'standard'.

The soup wasn't exactly brilliant. Just std.

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STD

Sexually Transmitted Dances

Guy1:"Dude, how he get so good at tango??"
Guy2:"Oh he banged the dance teacher and got STD"
Guy1:"DAMNNNN"

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Std

Soft Tiny Dick

"Did you hear that Bryce has an std?" "Yes I did! Apparently he got it from that one plastic surgeon

Std

An std is a sexually transmitted disease that you can catch or transmit during sexual interactions.

Tilly I can’t believe I caught an STD from your sister Maggie , ffs she’s a shlag