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Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.
"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."
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The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.
Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.
When you have period sex with your cousin.
“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”
When your having sex with a virgin and she starts to bleed so you only use the tip.
Yo the other day I was with girl right and basically she started bleeding
so I salsa dipped her
Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.
Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”
Tossing salsa is just like tossing a salad except you tug on his jalapeno.
When someone licks the anus hole of man and strokes his penis you are tossing salsa
Yo that one chick from the internet was tossing salsa right on the subway.
An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.
A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.
These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.