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A shot of amaretto with a scoop of creatine in it
Amaretto (28% abv for historical reasons) and creatine because it doesn’t dissolve and has a sand like texture in your mouth
Me: “I’ll have a sandy hook”
Bartender: “get the fuck out”
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When a girl rubs peanut butter in a guy's butt crack while he pulls his penis through his legs and blows a load into the peanut butter. The girl then mounts him on his back and pees on his butt while somebody else eats the soup that is produced by the fluid mix.
Last night me and April did the Sandy Saddler with Erin.
From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". This is how the citizens of Halloween Town pronounce "Santa Claus"
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights."
Jack Skellington upon meeting Santa: "Sandy Claws...in person...what a pleasure to meet you! *shakes hands* Wh-...why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all!"
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1. Used to describe someone that has sand in their vagina
2. Someone who is rude or difficult due to sand irritating their vagina
"What a bitch! She must have a sandy vag"
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Named after Sandy Bryant, of Martinsville, IN, it involves pulling a 720 in a silver Z28 Camaro, watching the Green Mile, playing swimming pool volleyball, playing strip poker in a log cabin, and finally running a train on a girl named Sandy, ALL in the SAME night. Bonus points if you use the exact same girl.
Adam: What are we doing tonight man?
Ryan: I was thinking about pulling a Sandy tonight. Wanna join?
Adam: I don't think I can tonight. One of my other friends borrowed The Green Mile from me.
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Finding a homeless person sleeping in a public area, and shoving your asshole full of sand and rocks and taking laxatives an hour before. Then giving yourself an enema and shitting all over the hobo's face with sandy, rocky, bloody shit.
"Dude that guy got a sandy sleeper!"
"Aw gross!"
69ing on the beach with an ass full of sand
Man, last night got crazy! She took me to the beach and didn't have a blanket, but that didn't stop us from doing a Sandy Sixty