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A crappy presidential candidate that will be as destructive as Obama and Bush combined, even worst. Sarah Palin wants ethics reforms, which means we will be stuck in the dark ages of the afraid of getting nuked by Russians early 1950s with conservative values. We will be taught exclusively creationism and the Sun revolved around the Earth and Latin should be taught in schools. Any modern Rennaissance, industrial, and technological revolution thing will be scrapped. She will also probably censor the shit out of the TV and the internet, so sites such as Urban Dictionary will not exist because of it's immoral sexual va
She will drill for oil...good, but it might not give a right for these annoying varmits to live, but it might make the gas prices down to 89 cents a gallon. Nice. With her major belief in religion, she will think that the Russians are trying to merge with Iran and that crap and we need some more troops, which is wasteful spending on blowing up shit when you feel like it. She will think Solomons temple willl have the be rebuilt and we will be screwed.
Sarah Palin will bring us back to church owned government of the dark ages.
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to sarah palin is to quit for no reason
awwww... come on dude dont sarah palin
thers no reason to quit
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A gay hating idiotic son of a bitch who was for some reason picked by McCain to be his running mate for the 08 presedential election. He actually had a chance of winning before he picked her. This woman is an idiot, has only had experience governing her small town in Alaska, and will ruin our country if she is to be vice president. She doesn't know shit, and is being coached along by evil brain-washing politians. America needs to realize how much of an idiot she is.
Republican dumbass: Yo, Sarah Palin is so great. She's a hockey mom, and so smart. I love.
Democratic informed citizen: Dude, you're fucking stupid.
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the act of covering up one's complete incompetence with only minor incompetence.
"the teacher got pissed at me for not doing assignment, but but I made up an excuse so she only thinks I'm forgetful now"
"dude, so Sarah Palin!!! nice!"
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McCain: I need to shake up my presidential ticket. After all, I'm 70... I'll call Sarah Palin, the Alaska superbitch!
Palin: I'm right here sir! Your very own good looking superbitch!
McCain: Yay!
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A French expression or colloquialism translated to English as "What will be will be a pale, crazy, stupid, shiftless, Evangelical (read: counter-Christian), mentally-ill broad from Alaska."
Also, the dumbest chick I'd ever wanna fuck.
Also, the best sex Sen. John McCain ever had.
Also, the shank with who Scott Palin has only ever gotten "sloppy-seconds."
Guy 1: "What is the shankist thing on Earth?"
Guy 2: "Well, as the French say, 'Sarah Palin!'"
Hell yeah, I'd do Sarah Palin! Just shove a sock in her mouth and do your business!
Guy 1: "Has Sarah Palin ever done just one guy at a time?"
Guy 2: "Not when Scott Palin has ever been a part of it!"
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