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A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.
I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!
When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.
Why does he have pink eye?" "I gave him a sasquatch kiss last night after he passed out.
The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.
Guy: Yea, how'd you do?
Dude: I got about 20 pints!
Guy: Awsome!
Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
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When a dark-haired woman experiences a euphoric state while being fucked off the side of a bed and her partner lights her bush on fire, causing a guttural ape-like cry followed by a panicked flip to her stomach in attempt to smother the flames, exposing her butt hole for imminent penetration, further exacerbating the Sasquatch-like call of the woman.
Also known as the 'Flaming Yetti' when the subject's hair is of lighter color.
Office Worker: It smells like burnt shit in here...
Alyssa: Soooooooooorry, my man Flaming Sasquatched me last night. I should have groomed my undercarriage...
The act of many folks jizzing all over the body of an unconcious person then covering them in shaven pube hair as to look like a sasquatch!
Naomi looked like a dirty sasquatch after passing out drunk.
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An individual who may be unusually tall, may have a weird outlook on fashion, and are sensitive to the fact that they carry these attributes and often will take out there aggression by threats and punches. May also be referred to as Urban Yeti.
I shouldn't have made fun of that Urban Sasquatch because I got my ass kicked.
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Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).
That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.