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The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
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When you are sixty-nining with a girl, but you end up vomiting on her, so she ends up with a mouth full of cum and a pussy full of vomit. A "Satchel" if you will.
Person A: "We were going at it so hard, I accidentally gave her a Dirty Satchel."
Person B: "Eww, disgusting!"
a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”
alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles
'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'
Another term for "eating the pussy"
Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off
To suckle a nice single barrel from the sack and or taint of your closest and most favorite gentleman friend.
Sure is hot! Jimmy fetch the whiskey satchel from uncle Steve!!