waxin the saxophone

another term for jerkin off

josh: hey bro what did you do last night”
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!

Saxophonism

Using a saxophone with malicious intent.

"why is Ronald McDonald beating a truck with a saxophone? That's just saxophonism."

falto-saxophone

Another term for fault

It's all "X's" falto-saxophone that this happened!!!!!!!

Saxophoning

Making Love with an Instrument, specifically one with in Brass division.

"I heard Hayden saxophoning"

"What the fuck"