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scare-a-legal

A particularly sociopathic or physically repulsive paralegal.

Also a tool or effigy used to repel other paralegals from one's own computer.

Sakura placed a scare-a-legal on her monitor and no attorney dared approach it.

by Benny the Slug April 26, 2007

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Journal Scare

A nickname for the generally charming Journal Square neighborhood of Jersey City that highlights its more unsavory elements.

"Can you believe that 5 police officers were shot the other night in Journal Scare?"

by AP Styles August 8, 2009

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Scare Question

A scare question is a question that appears on a review sheet or other study materials, and hasn't been formally taught in class yet. It gets its name from the unreasonable panic that students go into when they are encountered on study sheets.
Often, scare questions don't appear on the exams that the review sheets or study materials are designed to aid people on. If a scare question DOES appear on the test, it goes by the name of "Panic Question".
Scare questions often spark fear and insecurity when encountered by students. They will feel as though they aren't good enough, or smart enough, or will fail the exam. As such, scare questions pose a significant threat to student's success, especially when they appear on practice quizzes. That's why it's important to verify that questions on study materials are from the actual topics of the test.

"Oh my god! I got a 46 on that practice quiz because there were so many scare questions!"
"I can't believe I actually got a 100 on that test! I flunked the practice tests and didn't know half of the things on the review sheet! Must have been the scare questions."

by Rey de Corazónes January 10, 2018


Obama-scared

v. The feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you receive a letter from your health insurance company.

When I saw the letter from Blue-Cross in the mail, it Obama-scared the shit out of my wallet.

by panda media October 29, 2013


Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"

by BobertLife October 23, 2011


I-scare

The feeling when you fumble in your pockets, unable to find your uninsured I-phone.

'I thought the insurance was too expensive, but after suffering about 3 I-scares a day, I got it anyway'

by Andrewm09 September 6, 2009


dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.

You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.

by Big dicky dick boy September 13, 2022