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A famous book written by Nathaniel Hawthorne that deals with Puritan beliefs. The main character is a woman named Hester who has a baby, is accused of adultry, and is forced to wear a red letter, "A" on her clothes, so everyone in the town knows she's a skank. Highschoolers are forced to read this book. Only God knows why. At first, the book seams alright. The plot seams interesting enough, because it deals with sex and suspence, but when you start reading it you have to keep your eyes open with clothes pins to avoid falling asleep. Also known as, the most overrated and dissapointing book of all time.
I thought that reading The Scarlet Letter would be interesting, but once I actually started reading the book it made me want to gauge my eyes out with a spork and smear my eyeball blood all over Nathaniel Hawthorne. What the hell was my english teacher smoking when he read this book and thought it was a masterpiece?
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A meat tunic that's covered in boils, blisters, scabs, and rashes. Often found on the larger, unwashed lady.
The sight of her scarlet tunic made me spew, no way was I going down on her after seeing that
It is a known fact that women who spent allot of time together, for instance work together in an office, monthly menstruation cycle will synchronize after a while. This ultimately means that for about one week every month it’s is total chaos in the office where women work together and the men needs to rather keep a low profile during this time – This is called “scarlet week”
Must be scarlet week again, Anne is having a total fit just because there is no paper in the copier and Sandy lost it because I forgot to refill the coffee…
“Hey have you heard of @scarlet…bitch?”
“Yes omg I love Amara!”
Another menstruation euphemism for women on their period.
Aunt Scarlet came over and now I have to wear pads.
Scarlet Curds are made when an uncircumcised male and a menstruating female have sex and the male does not wash his foreskin for several days, allowing the semen and blood to curdle underneath the foreskin. The Scarlet curds resemble curdled milk with a slight reddish colour.
We had sex all weekend while she was on her period, Two days later she ate the scarlet curds off my dick.
A boring book most highschoolers are forced to read. Written in the 1700's, and is completely irrelevant now.
For a book that's basically about fucking, this thing sucks! The scarlet letter sucks.
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