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Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.
Robert, quit being such a schlong!
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A significantly large penis that goes up a mans anal cavity whilst having a hard on. Also means to finger a girl whom has a very hairy vagina, for this to work though you need large fingers.
Man#1 - Man, did see my schlong earlier on?
Man#2 - Yeah it was huge, how would you feel if you put your schlong up my bumhole
Man#1 - LETS DO THIS!!!
Man#3 - can i lick your schlong too?
*both men dickslap the third man*
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synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.
"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."
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Another word having been bested in any competition, especially in political election.
"Hillary got schlonged by Obama in the 2008 DNC primaries."
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A term popularly used by presidential candidates who stand no chance of actually winning the election.
Donald Trump will be schlonged by Hillary Clinton in the general election
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1) slang for baked potato
2) name for an ancient civilization
1) Give me a couple more schlongs
2) The aztecs were a very big schlong
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