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An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement
Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.
Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.
Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.
Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.
Someone who changes their political beliefs based on who they are trolling.
He is such a Schrodinger's politician.
A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered until something happens. She will then choose which of state benefits her the most and use it.
That Schrodinger’s Feminism is very effective in getting me off work.
When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.
I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.
My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo
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Schrodinger's douchebag but replace offensive with stupid.
Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass
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