Random
Source Code
Random
full of lies that serve the interests of the Cult of Scientology, or Full of FAIL, also Full of Battletoads.
Tom Cruise has become Scientologized.
24👍 5👎
A disease which infects many weak souls. Anyone infected with the disease feels they are superior, and the only ones who understand life. The disease also makes people act like a bunch of loudmouthed assholes who just want to sell books for their psuedo-religion. Comparable to placebos, a chimp's behind, and communism.
If scientology were a person, it would be slightly gay, and with small genitalia.
259👍 97👎
Scientology is an amalgamation of two words that come from latin.Ology ,wich means the science of,and Scio wich means
scam in latin.So the the word scientology roughly translates to the science of scamming people.
The scam not only involves getting money from people but getting them to volunteer at scientology orgs and getting other suckers to join to group
Joe became such an expert at scientology that he conned several elderly people into to giving their life savings to the group, and donating all their free time to working at the church.
175👍 65👎
Scientology: The latest fad amongst celebrities. Requires spending an ungodly amount of money, which, of course, celebrities are attracted to. See L. Ron Hubbard and Tom Cruise.
Donating money to charities was so 5 minutes ago! Lets all go pour our money into some fake "Church" created by a Sci-Fi author!!
Scientology in a Nutshell
96👍 33👎
Bush's administration is so bad at hiding things and all the crap they say just comes off as scientology.
105👍 38👎
A religion based on intimidation and dishonesty.
A cuckoo religion that gets a high off suing the pharmaceutical corporations.
practiced by Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.
Scientology is an absolute sham, and considered to be a cult by many.
101👍 37👎
scientology, derived from the latin meaning douche
he who is a member of a salvery scam *cough* religion written by a science fiction writer who claimed he could make a religion if we wanted to and that the best way to enslave people is to tell them that there free, this very same man suddenly became a prophet and created the tottally legit and believable religion bollocksology.
non scientologist: woah man look at all these stupid scientology douchebags hanging around
scientologist: just because ive cut myself off from my family morgaged my home, given every penny i have to the church and killed people for the mighty prophet tom cruise doesnt mean im a douche dammit!
29👍 8👎