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Jay, an amateur karate student, still believes in the scorpion-kick, Santa Claus, and The Easter Bunny
A person who snitches on another person for free, for no apparent reason, for no personal gains, inherently, or for what seems to be of their nature.
Without being asked...
Mary: Mom! Sue stole candy from the store!
Sue: Shut up Mary! You are such a scorpion snitch!
When you attempt any trick on a bike or board and mess up falling face first on the ground. While your face is in the dirt your legs bend up and over your body behind your head.
Karo-How did Peter get that scar on his face?
Al- Peter was riding his bike missed the rail with his peg and decided to do a scorpion grind instead.
Karo- ouch, did his heels touch the back of his head?
Al- yes, it was perfect form.
The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.
Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.
The person who married the scorpion king, ie scorpion woman marrys the scorpion man ect..the rock from the mummy returns.
i saw the rock embracing his scorpion women, and it kind of made me sad that i had to kill him to regain control of anubus's army of the dead
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The Dirty Scorpion is a sexual move recquiring great amounts of stamina and precision. There are three steps:
1. You grab the boobs, or manboobs, of your partner
2. You spin around on the boobs, or manboobs, so that your crotch is directly in line with your partner's face
3. You hump as hard as you can, breaking your partner's nose in the process.
Ted mounted Steph's face and rammed her with such tremendous force that her nose shattered. She is in the ER right now. The Dirty Scorpion is awestriking.
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Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.
"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."
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