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A Scott usually drives a Subaru. His face is super dumb. Scotts typically emerge from the Red Sea around 6 months into their life cycle to mate. They tend to have a chocolate and caramel taste and feast on memes and barnacles around the coast. Scotts rarely interact with humans and when they do, extreme caution should be exercised. Scotts wear shoes that teeter on the edge of shoe and sandal. Scotts tends to have acute elbownitis that worsens as they age.
Bystander 1: Hey you see that guy Scott over there. He skipped a Twix break he’s savage!
Bystander 2:Big oof!
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A big flaming homosexual who stocks younger gals and creep's the shit out of pretty much everyone. He loves to suck off greyhound dogs and watch gay porn for countless hours on weekends. He is perhaps the most goofy looking fuck I've ever met.
Scott: Hey, what's up?!
Rachel: Uh..hey.. not much I'm just out for dinner with a few friends
Scott: Oh cool, well if you need a ride anywhere I'm just in the parking lot waiting.. sooo.. anywhere you want. I'm here. I'll do it, in a heartbeat.
Rachel: Um okay..bye
*Rachel to Steph*: I've never even met this Scott guy!
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By the sounds of it I met the wrong Scott, he is arrogent, selfish, self absorbed and a cheater. Though very charming at first, don't be fooled by this Scott.
Scott
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A really moody university student who gets drunk all the time and is obsessed with tea-trays. It is likely he will pull an "epic face".
"Omg you've fallen over already! you're doing such a Scott!"
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A man who pretends to be a great person but in the background goes around cheating on their "girls." Also likes to keep ex's in the picture by offering to be their "fun buddy." Overall scotts are just a big bag of douche.
you cheated? stop being such a scott.
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