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A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
A fart bubble that is searching for a way out of very tight pants.
My pants are so tight, the scuba fart released a bubble that traveled up the small of my back .
Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.
The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows it was a scuba suit.
Hitlers right hand man
Aaaayo maaan whatup scuba steve.
Eating a girl’s ass out under water
Dude I went scuba diving last night!
When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet
Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees
a little nigga bitch who thinks he is tough but is under 5 foot tall
the little scuba nigga thought he was tough but then his dad bet him over and spanked the shit out of him